Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Sunday, May 22, 2011

A Very Slow Start

Fishing yet another overcast day in the 50's yielded yet another zero.  Fired frogs, flukes, and worms on Sr's pond and nothing but a pickerel to speak of.  Gotta break sometime soon...

(from phone)

Friday, May 20, 2011

First Fish of 2011



2011 is off to a slow start. After pitching a 6 man super skunk in what was supposed to be the FWD Classic, a full 8 hrs of fishing in rain and overcast skies on Long Pond produced nothing. Then, during a 10 minute temporary tease of sunlight I landed three fish in rapid succession - a crappie (aka. calico bass), perch, and large mouth. The crappie was caught on a baby bass jerked around on a 2# Gamakatsu EWG and the other two on a green super fluke fished with a huge 5# hook. So the Crappy's first catch was, quite appropriately, a crappie. Seems that the fish are dying for this spring to actually start too.

I'm digging these rubber fluke baits worked slow and paused, like a perch would behave. Just ordered another round and plan to run a yellow marker along the sides of a few. Also rigged a small octopus hook (also called a finesse wide gap) to about an inch of line connected to the larger 5# hook after getting balled at and nibbled a bunch. Might try a weighted swim bait hook to drop it down some.

I'm thinking that this weekend marks the start of the real season with Saturday and Sunday set to deliver at least a little sun and >60 degrees. Will work some local ponds and expect Tommy to check in with a win or two from the southland.

Probably most impressive are the instant messages from newest member to the FWD team, BL claiming to be scouting some shore fishing spots. I'll post pictures of his new boat shortly after he tries shore fishing.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The Spring Classic That Wasn't

The temperature outside was a balmy mid-60's. Unfortunately, with a water temperature of 48 degrees there was no love to be had from the fishes. Three boats and six men took to the water with high expectations on Fri morning. By lunch time Saturday they had boated one 4" perch, two fresh water clams, and the skirt of a dead hooker. That officially ended all fishing activities and possibly any interest in the sport for the two rookies.

Down but not out, the organizers of the 2011 Spring Classic have changed time, location, and format to rebound from the disaster caused by Tommy's sperm. This year's Classic will be re-held on Father's Day on Long Pond. The tournament will necessary be shrunk to two shifts. All other details to be determined...

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

2011 Fishing With Dummies Spring Classic Line Up


The Preview

It's that time of year again. Time to shake off the cobwebs of a miserable New England winter on one of the most challenging testing grounds in bass fishing - an early spring cold water kettle lake before the spawn. Last year's event was an unprecedented success resulting in the first ever, FWD Classic Champion, The Dumbest. His Saturday performance featured two fish totaling > 10 lbs. His Sunday performance kept his team in the money all weekend. His fall into the lake kept everyone laughing.

This year's Classic will be different in so many ways. Last year's rookies Tommy & Senior are a year wiser. The fleet will see a 100% increase in gas motors with the Worm now joined by the Crappy. The catch total will jump from top 3 fish to top 5. As importantly, 2011 will see a 33% increase in the number of competitors and, due to Tommy's inconsiderate sperm, a month earlier start date. And who are these new competitors? Little is known of these two greenhorns whose combined on-lake hours rival Tommy's total catch in last year's classic.

The Rules

There will be a pre-fish on Fri morning with the first official leg of the tourney starting Fri afternoon. The second leg will begin Saturday at 8:30 and end at an agreed upon lunch hour. Saturday afternoon begins the "no senko" round where all competitors must expand beyond this staple bait. Finally, the last leg runs from Sun morning to lunch.

Categories

Friday Night Round

$20/Man - $120 Prize Pool

Random Teams

Single Biggest Fish - $40

Top 5 Fish, Team - $80

Saturday Morning Round

$20/Man - $120 Prize Pool

Random Teams

Single Biggest Fish - $40

Top 5 Fish, Team - $80

Saturday Afternoon Round

$20/Man - $120 Prize Pool

Random Teams

Single Biggest Fish - $40

Top 5 Fish, Team - $80

No Senko Round

Sunday Morning Round

Every man for himself, but pull randomly for teams on boats?

$10/Man - $60 to the biggest single fish or 3 fish sack?

Overall Prizes

Biggest Fish of the Weekend

$10/Man - $60 to the biggest single fish

Smallest Fish of the Weekend

Picture taken and used for next year’s logo.

Falling into the Lake

One year disqualification from tourney, or a whiskey shot



There will be three boats on the water: The Game Changer, the Worm, and the Crappy. Two have motors. Due to technical constraints, the boat breakdown is going to have to be negotiated further.
The Teams

Drawn at random from http://www.random.org/sequences/?min=1&max=6&col=1&format=html&rnd=new . I chose the last day's line ups and the boat configs to keep things rotating.

Friday:
Tommy & Lanny (Crappy)
Jr. & Dumb (Worm)
Tos & Sr (GC)

Saturday I:
Sr. & Jr. (Worm)
Lanny & Acky (GC)
Tos & Tommy (Crappy)

Saturday II:
Tos & Acky (Worm)
Jr & Lanny (GC)
Tommy & Sr (Crappy)

Sunday:
Tommy & Acky (Crappy)
Jr & Tos (Worm)
Lanny & Sr (GC)


Let the games begin